FACTS
DEATH THREAT
CRONY ISLAND
GENUINE OZARK QUOTES
MISERY IN METH-OURI
OZARK HORROR STORIES
(OZARKUS HORRIBILIS)
MAP OF THE OZARKS
NEWS
LINKS
HOME
SEARCH ENGINE
CONTACT
JEFF AND MARY
AFFIDAVIT AND GOLIATH
GOLIATH CHART
DISCLAIMER
AUDIO CLIPS
DEATH THREAT
DEPUTY CURSING
LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER
POETRY
GOOD OL' BOYS OF THE OZARKS
(GOBOS)
GET YOUR COUNTY
OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
OZARK OXYMORONS
CIVIL RIGHTS 101
LITTLE BROWN BOY
GENTLE BLACK MAN
OZARK MACHINE
SINISTER MINISTER
OUR FRIEND CHERYL
DEAR GOBOS AND GOGOS
LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER
SOMETHING
ASSOCIATION
AIRBORNE
SATIRE
TOURIST INFORMATION CENTER
OZARK BOTANICAL GARDENS
PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT
IT'S A PRIVILEGE TO LIVE HERE!
THE RANSOM INN
OZARK RELOCATION SERVICE
900 FILES AWAY FROM HOME
CARTOONS BY JIM THOMAS
UNDER COLOR OF LAW
ORGANIZED CRIME
KICKBACKS
BUSINESS AS USUAL
MISSOURI TRAFFICK COURT
THE HATE STATE
YOUR FOOL NO MORE!
AMERICUS CORRUPTUS
900 FILES AWAY FROM HOME
I'm 900 files away from home
Teardrops fell on Obama's note
When I read the things he wrote
He said we miss the FBI files, bring them home
Well I didn't have to pack
I had them all right on my back
Now I'm 900 files away from home
Away from home, away from home
Bold and wired and all alone
Yes, I'm 900 files away from home
SPOKEN: I know these are the same files I took the day I left home, but they sure look different now. And I guess I look different too, ‘cause blackmail changes everything. They don’t know what to say, ‘cause I’ve got their dossiers.
Oh I wonder what they'll say when I get home
Can't remember Filegate
They're just numb and all afraid
And I'm still 900 files away from home
If my luck had been just right
I'd be president tonight
But I'm 900 files away from home
Away from home away from home
Oh I'm still 900 files away from home
* Dedicated to Senator Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign.
900 FILES AWAY FROM HOME
I'm 900 files away from home
Teardrops fell on Obama's note
When I read the things he wrote
He said we miss the FBI files, bring them home
Well I didn't have to pack
I had them all right on my back
Now I'm 900 files away from home
Away from home, away from home
Bold and wired and all alone
Yes, I'm 900 files away from home
SPOKEN: I know these are the same files I took the day I left home, but they sure look different now. And I guess I look different too, ‘cause blackmail changes everything. They don’t know what to say, ‘cause I’ve got their dossiers.
Oh I wonder what they'll say when I get home
Can't remember Filegate
They're just numb and all afraid
And I'm still 900 files away from home
If my luck had been just right
I'd be president tonight
But I'm 900 files away from home
Away from home away from home
Oh I'm still 900 files away from home
* Dedicated to Senator Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign.