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AFFIDAVIT AND GOLIATH

Each person must fight many battles in his or her life. Some of these battles are fair, and some are unfair. We all know how to handle ourselves in a fair fight. But how do we handle ourselves in an unfair fight? How do we deal with the anxiety, fear, and confusion of fighting an unfair fight?

First, we must understand our opponents. Are we fighting an individual, a group, or an organization? Second, we must find other victims who are fighting the same individual, group, or organization. These victims are potential allies, and we should try to establish relationships with them. Third, we must document our battle and expose the dirty tactics of our opponents.

Affidavit and Goliath is a blueprint for victims who are in an unfair fight. We network with victims, establish relationships with them, and comfort and encourage them by writing poems and songs of tribute to them. Some examples of our work include Little Brown Boy; Gentle Black Man; Our Friend Cheryl; Like Mother, Like Daughter; and Airborne.

We also help victims to document their personal battle. The best way to document your personal battle is to create an affidavit. An affidavit is a written statement that you swear is true under penalty of perjury. Your affidavit will help to protect you and expose the people who are mistreating you.

In addition to affidavits, we also help victims to create their own personal Goliath Chart. The Goliath Chart shows how groups of people, including lawyers, gang up on unsuspecting victims. If you are David fighting Goliath, you need your own personal affidavit and your own personal Goliath Chart. Click here to view Jeff and Mary's personal Goliath Chart.

We have worked with many victims and have helped them to create their personal affidavits and Goliath Charts. If you would like us to help you create your personal affidavit and Goliath Chart, we are ready to help you. We are writers, and we can organize, simplify, and present your story, even if it seems overwhelming and confusing to you. Send us an email (no attachments) or a letter with your name, phone number, address, and email address. Then we will contact you about your affidavit and Goliath Chart.


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