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White lilacs tremble in their vase
for wind is strong this April day

While widow dons her mourning daze
white lilacs tremble in their vase

While guns salute and bugle plays
brave Archie Lambeth's laid away

White lilacs tremble in their vase
for wind is strong this April day


* This poem is dedicated to our dear friend, Archie Lambeth, who died on April 15, 2006, from bone cancer caused by exposure to Agent Orange. He was an Army Ranger (Airborne) in Vietnam and served our country with courage and distinction. Archie will be deeply missed by his family and friends.


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