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OZARK BOTANICAL GARDENS
Last year's show was a great success, and this year's show will be even better! In response to customer suggestions, we've made some important changes.
We've discontinued the following specimens: Wandering Jew, African Violet, Mexican Cactus, Indian Paintbrush, Japanese Maple, Chinese Cabbage, and Pansies. However, we've added the following specimens: Cannabis, Ephedra, Magic Mushrooms, Peyote, Poppy, and Colombian Coca. Sadly, our Black Dahlia developed blight, so we replaced them with White Dahlia, which, of course, are more colorful and pleasant.
For our many Civil War buffs, we have a new pavilion with authentic antebellum memorabilia. We're especially excited about our antique slave-auction platform, complete with manacles, whips, and gallows. Please note that our Whites Only water fountain is circa 1950, not 1850. Finally, as a special treat, we've arranged to have Ray Charles sing "America The Beautiful."
OZARK BOTANICAL GARDENS
Last year's show was a great success, and this year's show will be even better! In response to customer suggestions, we've made some important changes.
We've discontinued the following specimens: Wandering Jew, African Violet, Mexican Cactus, Indian Paintbrush, Japanese Maple, Chinese Cabbage, and Pansies. However, we've added the following specimens: Cannabis, Ephedra, Magic Mushrooms, Peyote, Poppy, and Colombian Coca. Sadly, our Black Dahlia developed blight, so we replaced them with White Dahlia, which, of course, are more colorful and pleasant.
For our many Civil War buffs, we have a new pavilion with authentic antebellum memorabilia. We're especially excited about our antique slave-auction platform, complete with manacles, whips, and gallows. Please note that our Whites Only water fountain is circa 1950, not 1850. Finally, as a special treat, we've arranged to have Ray Charles sing "America The Beautiful."