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(GOBOS)
GET YOUR COUNTY
OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
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CIVIL RIGHTS 101
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DEAR GOBOS AND GOGOS
LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER
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IT'S A PRIVILEGE TO LIVE HERE!
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900 FILES AWAY FROM HOME
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UNDER COLOR OF LAW
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MISSOURI TRAFFICK COURT
THE HATE STATE
YOUR FOOL NO MORE!
AMERICUS CORRUPTUS
IF I CAN'T LIVE IN YOUR COUNTY
THEN GET YOUR COUNTY
OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
You're allowed to cheat us
But we're not allowed to litigate
You're allowed to slander us
But we're not allowed to expose you
You're allowed to curse and threaten us
But we're not allowed to report you
You're allowed to shoot at us
But we're not allowed to call the police
You're allowed to have cronies and accomplices
But we're not allowed to have friends
You're allowed to be criminals
But we're not allowed to be citizens
You have special rights
But we don't have civil rights
IF I CAN'T LIVE IN YOUR COUNTY
THEN GET YOUR COUNTY
OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
You're allowed to cheat us
But we're not allowed to litigate
You're allowed to slander us
But we're not allowed to expose you
You're allowed to curse and threaten us
But we're not allowed to report you
You're allowed to shoot at us
But we're not allowed to call the police
You're allowed to have cronies and accomplices
But we're not allowed to have friends
You're allowed to be criminals
But we're not allowed to be citizens
You have special rights
But we don't have civil rights