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(OZARKUS HORRIBILIS)
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JEFF AND MARY
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LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER
POETRY
GOOD OL' BOYS OF THE OZARKS
(GOBOS)
GET YOUR COUNTY
OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
OZARK OXYMORONS
CIVIL RIGHTS 101
LITTLE BROWN BOY
GENTLE BLACK MAN
OZARK MACHINE
SINISTER MINISTER
OUR FRIEND CHERYL
DEAR GOBOS AND GOGOS
LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER
SOMETHING
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TOURIST INFORMATION CENTER
OZARK BOTANICAL GARDENS
PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT
IT'S A PRIVILEGE TO LIVE HERE!
THE RANSOM INN
OZARK RELOCATION SERVICE
900 FILES AWAY FROM HOME
CARTOONS BY JIM THOMAS
UNDER COLOR OF LAW
ORGANIZED CRIME
KICKBACKS
BUSINESS AS USUAL
MISSOURI TRAFFICK COURT
THE HATE STATE
YOUR FOOL NO MORE!
AMERICUS CORRUPTUS
OZARK OXYMORONS
Living is cheap
but so is life
Life is hard
but death is easy
Hospitality is rare
but hospitalization is common
Spaces are open
but minds are closed
Mercy is rare
but mercenaries are common
Minorities are persecuted
but criminals are not prosecuted
Laws exist
but lawyers don't
Traffic is light
but trafficking is heavy
People are few
but steeples are many
Jesus is loved
but Jews are hated
Jesus is venerated
but Judas is emulated
The Cross is worshipped
but the double-cross is practiced
The Cross is worshipped on Sunday
but burned on Monday
Parishioners pray for revival
but visitors pray for survival
Heaven is taught
but hell is wrought
It's called the heartland
but the people are heartless
It's not the Land of Milk and Honey
but the Land of Bilk and Cunning
OZARK OXYMORONS
Living is cheap
but so is life
Life is hard
but death is easy
Hospitality is rare
but hospitalization is common
Spaces are open
but minds are closed
Mercy is rare
but mercenaries are common
Minorities are persecuted
but criminals are not prosecuted
Laws exist
but lawyers don't
Traffic is light
but trafficking is heavy
People are few
but steeples are many
Jesus is loved
but Jews are hated
Jesus is venerated
but Judas is emulated
The Cross is worshipped
but the double-cross is practiced
The Cross is worshipped on Sunday
but burned on Monday
Parishioners pray for revival
but visitors pray for survival
Heaven is taught
but hell is wrought
It's called the heartland
but the people are heartless
It's not the Land of Milk and Honey
but the Land of Bilk and Cunning